WTF Moment...Twilight Saga Spoof

Today, my brother asked me why I haven't gone to see Eclipse, "the gay vampire movies", as he calls them.  Keeping in mind that  he had no problem asking to borrow my copies of Twilight and New Moon and I had to constantly ask him to give them back.

True, I did not stand in line with the babillion screaming Twilight fans to see the latest movie.  I'm thinking that I'll just wait until it comes out on video before I see it.  I've heard about it nonstop, saw just about every clip there is online, and read so many reviews on blogs that I feel like I've already seen it anyway.  So, I think I'll  keep my movie money and turn it into book money.  Cha ching!

Anyhoo, while I was checking out the latest Twilight news, I ran across this new spoof movie and  thought it was funny and just wanted to share.

WTF Moment...I hate you, Twitter

Okay, it's official.  Twitter is my latest obsession.  And just like any obsession, it doesn't love me back.  Today Twitter is being such a bitch that it won't even let me get on.  That stupid whale keeps telling me that it's over capacity.  Come on Twitter, update, do something!  I don't care, let me on, now!  I'm having RT withdrawl...

WTF Moment...Snoop Dog singing to Sookie Stackhouse

WTF? Okay, it's clear that everybody is feeling True Blood.  Thanks to Larissa @  Larrisa's Bookish Life for posting this video on her site, I still have tears in my eyes from Snoop's words.  Yes, they're lame, but so funny.  Please watch the entire video.

WTF Moment...Damn You, Stephanie Meyer

Okay, I just got this email from The Twilight Saga website...

Coming June 5, 2010
An Unforgettable New Novella from International Phenomenon
Stephenie Meyer

There are Two Sides to Every Story

So, I'm like, oh yeah!  It's about time Stephanie Meyers gets to the unfinished Midnight Sun.  Okay, so I'm barely reading the message, just skimming through it looking for anything remotely related to Edward or Bella.  I come up with nothing, so I go back to the top of the email, and I read.  WTF?  Who in the hell in Bree Tanner?  From Eclipse, are you sure?  If i can't remember her, she must not have been that important, and I certainly don't want to read more about her.

Okay, now I'm pissed.  Love me some Stephanie Meyer, but why the hell won't she finish Midnight Sun?  She's writing all this other BS when she should be given us Twilight junkies the fix that we need...more Edward! 

Anyhoo, for those of you interested, the title is The Short Second Life of Bree Turner.  It will be a novella and a dollar from each sale will go to the Red Cross to help with relief in Haiti and other countries in need. It will release right before the Eclipse movie comes out.  Now how convenient is that?  Instant sales, huh?

The novella is suppose to happen right before Eclipse takes place or coincide with it. It's about the newborn army that Victoria makes in hopes of finally getting rid of the whiny Bella.  Bree is the vampire that the Cullens capture at the end of the battle.  Carlisle wants to keep her and teach her (like she's a pet or something, LOL) , but the Volturi has other plans. Remember, the preview of Dakota Fanning in Eclipse when she says "The Volturi don't give second chances"  Then they execute her.

 Most likely it's not going to be directly related to Edward and the gang.  Seems like it'll be something that happened behind the scenes, so I don't think it will make me a hill of beans if I read it or not. No Edward, no read.

WTF Moment

Today's WTF moment is about a touchy little subject called M/M. Hopefully, we are all adults and I'd love to get your feedback on what you think of the subject. So, after you read the post, let me know what you think.



Well, I was sitting at my computer getting the latest updates on one of my fav authors, one Ms. J R Ward, and couldn't not post my thoughts on this situation.

First of all, I LOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE J R Ward and her Black Dagger Brotherhood series. I also love reading her forum for the books. I am anxiously awaiting her latest, and probably greatest, book, Lover Mine to come out. So, any little tidbits and side bars that I can get, I'm all over.

I was reading a discussion that related to the Qhuinn and Blay HEA (Happily Ever After) and whether it will be a full book or whether it will play out in the background of other books. But then it turned into a question as to whether a person was comfortable reading about men being in relationships with each other.

Now personally, I love Qhuinn and Blay, but not too sure of the M/M going on between them. If you've read the books, it's crystal clear that they are in love with each other and eventually something wicked, hot and nasty will be going down. I'm okay with it (I guess?) as long as I don't see them do it yet. I'd prefer to be eased into it-ok yeah, maybe that wasn't the right set of words to use, but you get the gist of what I mean.

Don't get me wrong, to each his own. If you love someone, it shouldn't matter who or what they are. I'm not gonna go all moral and stuff on you, but personally, I wouldn't choose it (no slippery when wet for me, on a strict cock and ball diet), but it happens. In fact, I have a few male friends that think loving another guy is shit on a stick. Hell, I think loving a guy and all his great cock-I mean parts is total shit on a stick! So, I don't judge because they are happy with their choices. And isn't that the point-being happy?

With that being said, as far as reading about it, I do think I will. I'm actually afraid not to. Knowing The Warden, if I don't read it, I'll miss out on a super good read. I'll just make sure I skip over the m/m real action. Go Team Qhuay! I'm doing this only for you guys, so your asses better stay happy!




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A WTF moment

No, just kidding! LOL! Hello, fellow book chicks and book divas! I just wanted to to take a minute to say thanks to everyone that follows or just reads my book blog. I appreciate the comments that have been left about some of my posts but would love to have more feedback from my readers. If you've read a book that I've reviewed, please share your thoughts. If you've recently read something that I haven't and it's good, please share that too. Suggestions are always welcome.

There are books that I've read but haven't reviewed yet, because I don't seem to have enough time in my day to review. I'm working, going to school, and being a mom. With that being said, if you'd like to be a guest reviewer, please let me know. Email me at vonbur3@aol.com or just post a comment to the blog.

I'm working two jobs because I need a new car and a Nook(just waiting on them to restock)! Yes, I stopped at Bookstar and got the chance to check one out. It was bigger than I thought it was going to be. It's not that complicated to use or figure out either. I was also able to ask the clerks questions and they actually knew answers and didn't have to refer to a stupid manual (like most idiot clerks do with new products). I was trying to decide if I wanted the Nook or a netbook. After checking out several netbooks, I think the Nook would be a wiser decision. I want something that's lightweight to carry just for reading my books. The net books are small and cute enough but if I'm going to buy a laptop, I think I'd want it to at least have some type of burner or reader on it, which none of the netbooks I saw have. Not sure why, but I thought they did. And some of the prices compared to that of a full size laptops with burners and more hard drive and memory.

After doing the research on both items and from actually being able to personally inspect the Nook, I think it will be a great investment for me because my bookshelf is completely stuffed. I've been trying to sell books on Ebay, but haven't had a lot of luck. I have gotten rid of a large portion on Ebay, but the last few I put up didn't sell. If anyone has any suggestions on how to sell the ones I still have or want a list of what I have, just let me know. Some I am willing to part with, but others will stay until I am old and gray.

Back to the blog, as you can tell, my blog is not always PG. I've debated with myself if I want to try to keep it PG, but me being me, I don't think I'm going to be able to do that. I like to express myself and sometimes I need those extra colorful words to achieve that. If I offend, I'm sorry, but when it comes to my books, it is what it is. I do rant instead of review sometimes and my grammar and sentence structure are off the chain. Sometimes, I just sit in front of the computer and just flow. When I reread what I've written, I get a good laugh. Sometimes I clean it up, but half the time I don't change it. Like I said, it is what it is and it's all fun.

Any whoo, thanks for reading....

Oh, the pix, I just wanted to give you something to drool over on this slow Sunday. David Beckham is too sexy for his own damn good. Posh, you lucky bitch!!! I HATE YOU!

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