Excuse Me While I Catch Up On My Twilight Saga....

Not long ago, and like everyone else, I was in love with the Twilight series.  I'm thinking that this ramped up my obsession with vampires (along with my Angel reruns-can't forget my first vampire luv).

WTF Moment...Twilight Saga Spoof

Today, my brother asked me why I haven't gone to see Eclipse, "the gay vampire movies", as he calls them.  Keeping in mind that  he had no problem asking to borrow my copies of Twilight and New Moon and I had to constantly ask him to give them back.

True, I did not stand in line with the babillion screaming Twilight fans to see the latest movie.  I'm thinking that I'll just wait until it comes out on video before I see it.  I've heard about it nonstop, saw just about every clip there is online, and read so many reviews on blogs that I feel like I've already seen it anyway.  So, I think I'll  keep my movie money and turn it into book money.  Cha ching!

Anyhoo, while I was checking out the latest Twilight news, I ran across this new spoof movie and  thought it was funny and just wanted to share.

The Twilight Saga-Rob and Kristin talk about Breaking Dawn

What is really going on with these two? Do they get drunk or something before they do interviews? Of course, Robert is always a fun guy because you never know what he'll say or do. He seems to be more comfortable with doing interviews now, but little Kristen is just as awkward and embarrassed as ever. Why is she suddenly so uncomfortable about talking about this particular scene? God knows we are waiting for this little scenario to play out. Just hope Rob gets to the gym with Taylor and adds an extra two to his four pack. Yeah, that'll make a terrific scene. And we will totally forget that blushing Bella is still in the room!

Sexy Saturdays

Twilight Graphic Novel

Speaking of The Twilight Saga, I saw the Twilight Graphic Novel in Wal-Mart yesterday.  I almost bought it.  Even though I have read the original story about a dozen times, I just wanted the graphic for my collection.  I did flip through it and liked the graphics, but when I realized that it didn't include the entire story and that I'd have to purchase the second graphic, I put it back.  You money whores!  Why can't it all go in one book?  Gawd, what if I wanted the Breaking Dawn graphic novel?  Would I be buying four graphics to make up that one book?  I digress.


Dueces from the Diva

Eclipse Trailer on Oprah

Okay, twilighters, time to get your "damn, I can't wait to see that" scream on.   Just learned, courtesy of my Twit Peeps, that the big O has the latest Eclipse trailer.  She released it on her show today.  By now it's probably all over the net, but lucky for you, I've done all the goggling for you and posted it here for your enjoyment.  The cast will be on her show May 13  and the movie will be out June 13, so mark your calendars.




Oh, that reminds me, I need to call my bro so I can get my New Moon DVD back.  He's had it for quite some time now.  For him to be a confessed twihater, he certainly didn't mind asking me for.  He calls it "that shiny gay vampire movie".  Okay hater, drop it off. 

WTF Moment...Damn You, Stephanie Meyer

Okay, I just got this email from The Twilight Saga website...

Coming June 5, 2010
An Unforgettable New Novella from International Phenomenon
Stephenie Meyer

There are Two Sides to Every Story

So, I'm like, oh yeah!  It's about time Stephanie Meyers gets to the unfinished Midnight Sun.  Okay, so I'm barely reading the message, just skimming through it looking for anything remotely related to Edward or Bella.  I come up with nothing, so I go back to the top of the email, and I read.  WTF?  Who in the hell in Bree Tanner?  From Eclipse, are you sure?  If i can't remember her, she must not have been that important, and I certainly don't want to read more about her.

Okay, now I'm pissed.  Love me some Stephanie Meyer, but why the hell won't she finish Midnight Sun?  She's writing all this other BS when she should be given us Twilight junkies the fix that we need...more Edward! 

Anyhoo, for those of you interested, the title is The Short Second Life of Bree Turner.  It will be a novella and a dollar from each sale will go to the Red Cross to help with relief in Haiti and other countries in need. It will release right before the Eclipse movie comes out.  Now how convenient is that?  Instant sales, huh?

The novella is suppose to happen right before Eclipse takes place or coincide with it. It's about the newborn army that Victoria makes in hopes of finally getting rid of the whiny Bella.  Bree is the vampire that the Cullens capture at the end of the battle.  Carlisle wants to keep her and teach her (like she's a pet or something, LOL) , but the Volturi has other plans. Remember, the preview of Dakota Fanning in Eclipse when she says "The Volturi don't give second chances"  Then they execute her.

 Most likely it's not going to be directly related to Edward and the gang.  Seems like it'll be something that happened behind the scenes, so I don't think it will make me a hill of beans if I read it or not. No Edward, no read.

Not everyone is in love with Twilight

I was just checking out new posts from my fav blogs when I ran across a pix at Reading Amidst the Chaos and couldn't help but to laugh.    Check out the other pix from Twilight Sucks

Then, watch this and I promise you will have tears in your eyes!
 

PS, I still love you, Edward.  Shiny parts and all!  Sorry, but Eric could kick your ass!
Love me some Eric and Pam.  "Can I kick him?"  LOL!   I can't wait for the new season of True Blood.

The Twilight Saga Continues!!!

The new trailer for Eclipse has been released! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! I will be first in line for this one too. I am so excited to be reuniting with my first vampire love (pushing Bella's whiny ass out of the way)! Oh, Edward, how I have missed you! XOXO!

I have read so books and fell in love with so many vamps, but no one can take his place. Even though he has remained PG (damn you Stephanie Meyers)for all of his 100 plus years, that has not stopped me from having R rated fantasies about him.

(Sigh) I remember staying up all night trying to get through the next chapter before I fell asleep. Good times, good times. I think I'll probably go back and read all four books before the movie comes out.

Anyhoo, the movie is supposed to be released June 30. So, if you haven't read the books, please do. These very books turned me on to paranormal romance books. That's so cheesy, right? TEAM EDWARD!! Sorry Jacob, you're fine, but you are just too young for me to be drooling over (I still do, but don't tell anybody!)

Check out the trailer HERE